Dos Cosas April 10, 2008
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^ I’m traveling out left and a bit down in a couple of months so I have to practice. Next time I won’t use Babel Fish.*
¡Uno! According to this Flickr group, commuting can be an art. So I guess the next time I’m bothered by drunken Cubs fans on the 9:40 MDW I should just turn them into art! Preliminary research question: is pouring paper-maché into peoples’ exposed orifices illegal? I’ll just say it’s a new flavor of Sparks.
¡Dos! Yahoo! (¡Yahoo!) has an article on its front page about how egg consumption poses health risks for diabetic men. However, they start it off pretty broad to whisk everyone in**: “A new study suggests that consuming more than six eggs a week seems to raise the risk of dying from all causes.” Okay, but what about starvation? Seriously though, this is life changing news. As long as I keep my egg ingestion to 6 or less I can reduce my risk of dying from the Bubonic plague, drowning, homicide, a broken heart, a construction worker’s falling lunch pail, Lou Gehrig’s disease, syphilis, getting raped by a horse, etc. ¡¡¡Today is the first day of the rest of my life!!!
*Hey, do you think that the tragic and sprawling movie Babel was really about AltaVista? Think about it.
**A bad egg pun that ends with a preposition is better than no egg pun at all.
I just wanted to let you know that you’re all screwed April 5, 2008
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Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go watch True Life: I’m Happy to be Fat as I work out.
omgdidyouhearaboutjane February 11, 2008
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Maybe she ran out of Sparks or something.
Anyone else miss playing Freeze Tag? February 5, 2008
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I like how some of the bystanders are taking still pictures to convey the situation.
Lookit! February 3, 2008
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Top Ten Most Annoying Alarm Clocks
I already have something like #7. #3 is definitely a possibility, but check out this video of #1.
Linkgasm February 1, 2008
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- When did The Onion change its name to MoreIntelligentLife.com? There’s nothing like a sex diary from a renowned economist to give a gross new meaning to trickle-down economics.
- And I’m sorry, but shit like this does not happen north of the Ohio River.
